Revenge Of Eric Harris

Willy Billy slides his card through the church door, and it opens, he sees the black people in the stands, all the people who gave their lives for Church, Will looks at the body of Eric Harris, and Emma. Then, all of a sudden, Eric Harris comes back to life, with a gun in his hands, all the black people yell in unison: "Praise the lord!", but then Eric Harris shot all of the pews, and the church was silent.

Heavy Metal started playing, Eric Harris got a guitar, and told a story:



There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with three beautiful teenage daughters. Every weekend, when they went out on dates, the farmer would stand at the door with his shotgun, making it clear to their dates he wanted no trouble from them.

Another Saturday night came around. About 7 p.m., there was a knock on the door. He answered and the young man said,

"Hi, my name's Joe.  I'm here for Flo.  I'm taking her to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer thought he was a clever boy and wished them a good time.

A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second boy appeared and said,

"Hi, I'm Eddie.  I'm here for Betty.  I'm taking her for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." He thought that he must know Joe, but bade them off as well with his best wishes.

A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard.

"Hi, I'm Chuck..." The farmer shot him.

"Now, it was clear what Chuck was willing to do to the farmer's third daughter" says Eric Harris, slowly.

"Now a man has come to visit my corpse, and has revived me forever with his Willy Magic" yells Eric as he points to Will.

Will stays silent, he knows he's going to have to have sex with Eric in order to escape the church.

<p style="white-space:pre-wrap;font-size:12.8px;">Will runs outside, Eric quickly follows him, Will goes to the nearest McDonald's, and asks for the best order of horniness, ever.

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<p style="white-space:pre-wrap;font-size:12.8px;"> I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

<p style="white-space:pre-wrap;font-size:12.8px;">Eric looks at Will, shocked at the amount of things he can fit in him.

<p style="white-space:pre-wrap;font-size:12.8px;">Eric starts running towards Will...but then...!

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<p style="white-space:pre-wrap;font-size:12.8px;">A gunshot is heard, Eric Harris falls to the ground, as Emma is standing over him with a gun.

<p style="white-space:pre-wrap;font-size:12.8px;">(I'm not giving descriptions of your body Emma, I mean wth)

<p style="white-space:pre-wrap;font-size:12.8px;">Emma run towards Will and hugs him, kissing his lips and grabbing his crotch.

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<p style="white-space:pre-wrap;font-size:12.8px;">Emma wakes up from her dream

<p style="white-space:pre-wrap;">"It was...all a dream?" Emma asks herself, silently.

<p style="white-space:pre-wrap;">"Damn." she yells