Birthday Surprise

It’s been a few weeks since Will and Emma started dating, and Will’s birthday is coming up, so Emma decides to make it special.

Emma goes to Chuck E. Cheeze’s with Will, and Will looks at her like he was Bill Cosby eyeing a woman he would like to drug and rape.

Emma smiles at him, and Will runs towards the giant ball pit, and cannonballs in it, and swims through it. But then, all of a sudden, Danny Devito pops out of the ball pit, and says: “I’M SWIMMING IN BALLLLLSSSS!!” “SWIM IN THE

TESTICLLLEEEESSSSSS WITH MEEEEEEUHHHHH”, all the parents in Chuck E. Cheeze’s were staring at Danny like he was a psychopath, Danny all of a sudden was next to Morgan Freeman, who was also in the ball pit.

“We all came for your birthday, literally.” says Morgan Freeman happily.

“YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEASSSS, KID, WE ALWAYS ARE HEREEEE FOR YUHHHHHHH” yells Danny Devito at the top of his lungs.

But then, Chuck E. Cheeze’s kitchen lit on fire, and Caitlin ran out, her eyebrows singed off, she said: “MY EYEBROWS, NO” She runs out of the Chuck E. Cheeze’s and comes back with caterpillars on where her eyebrows used to be.

“IT’s a thing a now guys.” yells Caitlin.

<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-family:"timesnewroman";color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Will kisses Emma, Danny, and Morgan Freeman.

<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-family:"timesnewroman";color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Danny Devito blushes as Will makes out with him.

<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-family:"timesnewroman";color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">But then, Danny Devito gets hit with scalding, HOT COFFEE, and he falls to the ground unconscious, he moans as he falls: “Get… Your… SWWWOOOORORRRRRRDDDD, UGGGH”. The person who hit him with the coffee, was the famous school shooter, Eric Harris.

<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-family:"timesnewroman";color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Will screeches and pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, and shoots Eric Harris in the leg, Eric Harris screeches and shoots Emma in the anal cav- in the anal cana- she gets like, shot in the anus, okay?

<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-family:"timesnewroman";color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Will screeches and shoots Eric Harris in the dickhole, Eric Harris screeches and shoots Will in the ass. This goes on for a while, but eventually, they both fall to the ground, their crotches bleeding profusely.

<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-family:"timesnewroman";color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Will cries, Emma’s dead, but he uses his birthday willy magic, and he brings her back to life, just to get fucked by Chris Smith.

<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-family:"timesnewroman";color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Right in the ass, no lube, straight in, all girth, really tight, hurts, hurts a lot, no lube, none, NO FUCKING LUBE.

<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-family:"timesnewroman";color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Emma moans, then she blows up, and all that’s left is Chris’s girthy penis.