The White Mexican Man

It's been a year since Luke was shot dead by the famous school shooter, Eric Harris.

Ever since then, Emma hasn't touched a cactus, EVER, again. 

Emma, Will, and Stephen are lying in bed together, covered in sweat from Stephen's social anxiety, Luke's corpse was still there, rotting, which was kind of surprising, but not that surprising, I mean, Luke was a freckled fat guy, so I mean, it would take a while for him to decompose.

Then, all of a sudden, Eric Harris bursts through the window, shards of class flying everywhere, one lands in Stephen's biggest acne dot, it explodes, and Will and Emma are covered in slimy, gooey, acne juice. Emma wakes up and yells: "OH GOD, THERE'S STICKY STUFF ALL OVER ME, WILL WHAT DID YOU DO?!". Will snaps awake, and says: "Big papi finna bust a nut", then he falls back asleep. Eric Harris splashes water on Willy Billy, and he snaps awake again, looking at Luke's decomposing fat shitty body, Eric Harris explains that the cacti are going extinct, by a man named...

White Mexican Man

Emma yells: "NO! NOT THE CACTI", then all of a sudden...Eric Harris shoots himself, like the coward he is. Will goes back asleep, and Emma goes under the bed with Will, and Stephen is just in the fetal position crying.

Then, out of the vaginal cavity, BRADL- I MEAN, WHITE MEXICAN MAN, JUMPED THROUGH THE WINDOW. Emma pops out from under the sheets and says: "oh no, it's white mexican man." White Mexican Man pulls out a cactus sword, and stabs Emma in the POOSI, Emma dies from the pleasure of a cactus touching her, for the last time.

Will wakes up and says: "oh no ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Stephen stops crying and says: "my ACNE IS RUINED! *autistic screeching*"

Then, White Mexican Man gets shot by DANNY DEVITO

Did I get him? Danny Devito asks.

Stephen says: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe, ye"

And so, Bradley I mean White Mexican Man, and Emma, were dead.

The End