The Middle

Will woke up.He looked around slowly, and took in his surroundings.Luke and Emma were dead, so was Eric Harris.Will's eyes filled with tears, all of his coffee work, ruined, he looked next to Emma's lifeless twitchy body, and saw a coffee mug, saying: 'You're one hot mama' on it.Then, all of a sudden, she woke up.And said: "Willy Billy, nut on my face."Then she died.Danny Devito, said: "GET YO SWWWOOOORRRRD", "INSERRRRT IT DEEEEEEEP INSSIIIIIIIIDE"Stephen said: "I'LLL GETTT MMYYY SWOOOOOORRRRDDDD FOR YA DANNY"Will stood there, watching Stephen and Danny roll around, Danny's fat naked body overwhelming Stephen on the couch. Stephen's tiny, tiny, pointy, sword pierced Danny's heart (his anus), and Danny had his first ever orgasm, Devito panted fast, full of anxiety.Will looked at Emma.Will muttered under his breath: "It's illuminated family." Will rips off his clothes, and joins the sex party. *Emma's ghost forms* "why the hell am I here?Will!WILLLL!Where are you?!"Emma floats around the world, looking for Will, she goes to Hawaii, meets a giant shark, etc.Then she finally finds Will's house, she goes inside, and witnesses the sexy party. "PUT YOUR SWOOOOOORRRRDD INSIDE OF MEEEEEEE" shouted Danny Devito"I'm trying to Danny, but you're too tight!" said Will loudly"Will! Will! Put your fleshy dick inside of me!" yelled Emma "Please!" she continuedBut Will couldn't hear her, and he kept pounding Danny Devito, harder and harder.Emma starts crying, and pulls out a cactus."Well, I guess if I can't join in, I might as wel-" Luke appears as a ghost"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE""Oh god, not you" says Emma"YEAAAAAWSES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" autistically screams Luke   Emma sighs, and tells Luke to get the fuck out, he obliges.And he leaves.