5 Years Earlier...

Will called Emma, and asked her to meet him in the alley behind the fancy restaurant, called McDonald's.Will and Emma once they both arrived, started kissing passionately, then all of a sudden... Stephen jumped out of the dumpster, autistically screeching: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". Will and Emma broke off, embarrassed. Stephen said: "WHO WANTS TO POP MY ACNE WITH MY EDGY, SHARP, COMBAT KNIFE, FROM WORLD WAR II." Will grabs his knife, and looks at Emma, looks deeply into her eyes, and he said:"Suck it bitch, big papi finna bust a nut in yo eyes, so you go blind from my white, hot, liquid."Emma unbuckles Will's pants, and then Will, fueled with sexual desire, grabbed Emma by the anus, and slung her over his shoulder. Emma moaned with pleasure as her anus was filled by Willy's sweat palms, Will held her anus next to his face, and slurped it, Emma, losing all senses, slapped Will, and then, had a seizure, a family walked out of McDonald's, it was Bradley, and Emily, their children, they look towards the alley and see the horrid picture that stood before them.Will, his pants down, and his cock raised.Emma, having a seizure with fruit punch pouring out of her mouth. HAWAIIAN PUNCH, HI CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCStephen, just, just standing there, with a combat knife, because why the hell not.Bradley covers Emily's eyes, and the McChicken in her hands fall to the ground.The children, have a seizure, as soon as they see, Will's big, fat, chode, of a cock.Bradley, unbuckles his pants, and then is shot, by Eric Harris, the famous Colombine school shooter.Bradley yells: "I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU, EMMA AND WILL" "I WILL KILL ONE OF YOU"Then, Kaitlyn walks into the alleyway, and sees this  horrid thing, Will looks sad, Kaitlyn has learned of his affair with Emma.Kaitlyn, pulls out a katana, and cuts open her stomach, and then, she dies.